Julius Reade. Financial Journalist. Hot Babe.
April 6, 2013 Leave a comment
If you took all the fun away from the Round Up, this is what you’d get. It’s news without personality, but it delivers like a sharp knife to the throat.
Thank you, Sensei.
Julius Reade
April 1, 2013 Leave a comment
Shall the world crumble, because it demands our attention. The twisted view of nature.
The mentally challenged run wild tonight.
Julius Reade
March 22, 2013 Leave a comment
I hate the power. Or was it I HAVE the power?
Julius Reade
February 21, 2013 Leave a comment
I’m not dead.
But as I type this, I can feel the virus eating away at my non-vital organs. In particular, the spine. Soon I will be nothing more than the outline of a fetus (but a cute one at that).
Julius Reade
September 21, 2012 Leave a comment
Episode 130. I apologize for the voice. I’m a struggling. I hope you like some of today’s jokes, I know I had a good chuckle. The Greek one in particular ;)
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1. BOFA slash 16,000 workers. 2. U.S. household worth: breakdown. 3. U.S. recession imminent. 4. Chinese armada apparently false. 5. Reality hits Italy. 6. Greek Neo-Nazi party surge. 7. Obama’s oil dilemma. 8. New York low income spend 25% on cigs. 9. Pawlenty has Pawlenty.
Hitler,
Julius Reade
September 12, 2012 Leave a comment
Episode 124. I couldn’t pronounce anything properly today. It’s just one of those days. I apologise. Oh yeah, fuck you too.
I’ve been really getting into fitness lately and my body kills. I will say though, masturbation in front of the mirror is now more enjoyable.
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1. U.S tax authorities award $104 million to UBS whistleblower. 2. House Speak Hoehner not confident on debt resolution. 3. 11 years on. Reality vs dissonance. 4. Entitlements up, jobs down. 5. Spain housing prices plumet. 6. Global protesting madness. 7. Chinese crude imports hit 2010 levels. 8. Fed 3Y auction love story. 9. America trade deficit ONLY $44.4 billion. 10. 7/11, oh wait, 9/11. Sorry, craving slurpee.
The pain in my body,
Julius Reade
September 7, 2012 Leave a comment
Episode 121. I’m incredbily insecure and mentally conflicted. I need to accept the fact that I do something unique and that my life’s not a complete waste of time. I mean, FUCK. Why comedy? That’s not a talent. Singing is a talent. Athletics is a talent. Jokes aren’t, anyone can write jokes! *Sigh*
haha it’s the blog all over again.
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1. ECB announcement: Aftermath. 2. MBA mortgage applications fall: QE syndrome. 3. Greek unemployment up 1% in one mere month! 4. The U.S. markets are happy. 5. Job creation is a myth. 6. Greek: Police vs Police. 7. Gina Rinehart is fat. 8. Gold: $1700 ;)
killer in the night,
Julius Reade
September 5, 2012 Leave a comment
Episode 119. When life gives you lemons… I hate these quotes.
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1. FBI hack 12 million Apple devices. 2. Draghi: Rumoured plan to buy all short term European soverign debt, no limit. 3. Spain short-dated funding requirements, set to double in three years. 4. EU launches anti-trust probe into Gazprom. 5. India annual monsoon season down 12%. 6. Food stamps exceed people finding jobs three-fold. 7. Net Flix down 70% in less than two years. 8. Energy = Gold/Silver? 9. Troika: Greek work week should be six days. 10. Facebook shares barely illegal.
Crazy with the wind of truth,
Julius Reade
August 31, 2012 Leave a comment
Episode 116. I couldn’t pronounce this intro for the life of me. I botched a bunch of pronounciations, including Fortescue metals. Where the fuck is your Zero Hedge podcast? haha don’t worry, the pictures exponentially get better. I only just started messing around with photoshop.
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1. 125 Harvard undergrads face plagarism probe. 2. US drought: underestimated. 3. Fortescue implodes: seeks $1.5 billion loan. 4. Wall street profits down. Wall street salary up. 5. Finland reject pooled funds. 6. U.S. Vehicle assemby rate, August decline 8%. 7. Rich feel the hurt. 8. Saving rates drop. 9. Morgan Stanley: German ratification of ESM only 60%.
I’m your worst nightmare,
Julius Reade
August 23, 2012 Leave a comment
Episode 112. OMG I’m getting the 3DS XL today, hence the early podcast and I’m incredibly excited. Like, holy shit! I think I may pass out. I feel like a teenage girl who’s about to have sex with Justin Beiber, or maybe gang raped by One Direction and it’s awesome.
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1. ICBC $300,000 CEO salary. Jamie earns 130 times as much. 2. The cost of American healthcare. 3. OMG 3DS XL!!!!! 4. New Jersey down 12,000 jobs. 5. Citigroup see Grexit by September. 6. Reade Market Report. 7. Isreal attack paths to Iran. 8. Pimco increase gold allocation. 9. 2nd largest Greek city sees 1,250 companies shut down. 10. Did I mention the 3DS XL!!?!?!
YES YES YES,
Julius Reade
